The Bra, The Over Shoulder Boulder Holder, The Boobie Basket and in Germany a Schtoppem Floppem.
I really think that the bra, for me, is highly ranked as one of the best inventions ever. For those of you who know me, I don't really need a bra as I wasn't in the front of the queue when boobs were being dished out so I don't wear one for all the conventional reasons. I only consider buying a bra if it has under wiring and at least 2inches of padding in the cup. Which has just raised another thought in my head.... When was the last time I bought a bra? Think it might have been 9 years ago for my wedding day. Anyway.... each morning I throw the straps of my fake boobs over my shoulders and give it no further thought for the day.
I have friends that regularly use their bras as a place to keep their drinking money, lip stick or even their house key and up until yesterday, the most interesting thing ever been put in my bra was a lighter, which kept falling out! And then I discovered my bra had an ultimate use that wasn't just for aesthetics........ A place to clip my iPod.
Ok I admit, I may have got a few stares in the gym when I discovered my new iPod storage place, but it worked! All I need to do now is work out how to use the iPod properly to avoid dumbfounded, shocked faces of other gym users when I fiddle with my nipples every few minutes.
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