Well it has been a dual that has lasted over 4 days and spanned many borders. Many battles have been fought and trials completed; strengths and skills have been pushed to their maximum and records have been broken. So after a thrilling match for the viewer, I can now declare the winner to be Team Children.
Team Mum was an awesome opponent and only narrowly missed out on winning the title of 'Cleanest House Has Ever Been'. She put up a strong fight against the poster paint finger prints on the windows and walls by fiercely scrubbing but behind her Team Children were there with their chocolate covered hands to quickly undo her work.
She bravely and exhaustingly steam cleaned the cream sitting room carpet but the youngest member of Team Children had this one in the bag by discreetly undoing her nappy and defecating on a cleaned area.
Donned in full protective clothing she headed to the downstairs loo; toilet brush in one hand, bleach in the other and a text message sent to her husband saying "if I'm not out in 20 minutes call an ambulance". Team Mum achieved full marks for this task but it was not meant to be. The toilet duck didn't even have time to grip to the rim before Team Children were peeing carelessly up the walls and over the seat.
With inspiring tactics Team Mum cunningly cleaned the kitchen floor from hall way to back door and ensured her freshly made coffee and perfectly rolled cigarette were awaiting her for a 5 minute sit down before the battle continued. As she took her first sip from the warm cup she heard them screeching "MUMMY, WHERE ARE YOU?"
Sadly the last we heard from Team Mum was "GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN I'VE JUST MOPPED THE FLOOR", followed by some quiet sobbing.
We wish Team Mum all the best for her recovery and send many congratulations to Team Children..... May YOUR children be just as mischievous!
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